Preheat the oven to 475°F. For the crêpe batter, whisk together the eggs, sugar, milk, vegetable oil, and salt in a large mixing bowl. Once the wet ingredients are combined, sift in the flour and stir everything together until a smooth batter forms.
Transfer ⅓ of the batter to a different mixing bowl and stir in an additional ⅔ cup of flour to make the pancake batter. For the chocolate crêpes, stir the cocoa powder into the remaining ⅔ of the crêpe batter. Once both batters are combined, transfer the pancake batter to a piping bag.
Heat an 11-inch oven-safe frying pan on the stove and pour in some chocolate crêpe batter. Once the batter has solidified, flip the crêpe over and cook it on the other side. Repeat this process 3 more times, making 4 chocolate crêpes in total.
Pipe small dots of the pancake batter into the frying pan while it's still hot, transfer the frying pan to the oven, and bake the pancake dots at 475°F for 6 minutes.
For the vanilla cheesecake cream, remove the caviar from the vanilla bean pod and beat it together with the cream cheese, sugar, and heavy cream.
Roll up 2 sides of a chocolate crêpe until they almost meet in the center, then pinch both ends together and secure them with Pocky Sticks.
Fill each chocolate crêpe boat with 2–3 tablespoons of vanilla cheesecake cream and fresh berries.
Place the pancake dots between the berries and drizzle more vanilla cheesecake cream on top. Add a few more Pocky Sticks to make the oars for the boats and garnish them with fresh mint.